第九章表姐来支招了!(3 / 3)
为这句话,姐弟俩默哀了几秒钟。华诤想起什么,拍拍桌子道:
“Focus! Sis. Focus! Anyway, I don’t want to make things weird between me and my girlfriend. Are there any tips? Anything would lead us to``` you know?”
“OK”
Cindy摊摊手,笑道:
“You are family. Technically, you are my little brother. I’m your big sister. And I love you. I do. Hence, I would help you out whenever you need me. First of all”
Cindy 右手从左手心里扳出一个手指头:
“You gotta get a room for you two. Be alone, for God sake! ”
不过,鉴于中美意识上的差异,Cindy还是不放心地补充问了一句:
“Is your girlfriend OK with that?”
华诤点点头:
“Yeah. I can make that happen.”
“OK. Secondly, there is a story which would make your girlfriend want to have sex with you voluntarily. However, You gotta state it right.”
有这么神奇的事?
“What story?”
华诤正以空前绝后高涨热忱的态度在学习,大人们就回来了。华珮进门时,远远听到他们两姐弟的话,便喝道:
“思思,你忘记我们之间承诺了?在家不准说中文!”
岑兰笑道:
“是不许说英文吧?”
华珮笑道:
“唉,都被她气糊涂了。是,不准说英文!在家不准说英文!”
岳思思站起来,华诤抓住她的短袖阻止她离开:
“什么故事?”
岳思思为难道:
“对不起,你姑姑不准我说英文。我不知道用中文怎么说,我中文不好,我不会翻译。” ↑返回顶部↑
“Focus! Sis. Focus! Anyway, I don’t want to make things weird between me and my girlfriend. Are there any tips? Anything would lead us to``` you know?”
“OK”
Cindy摊摊手,笑道:
“You are family. Technically, you are my little brother. I’m your big sister. And I love you. I do. Hence, I would help you out whenever you need me. First of all”
Cindy 右手从左手心里扳出一个手指头:
“You gotta get a room for you two. Be alone, for God sake! ”
不过,鉴于中美意识上的差异,Cindy还是不放心地补充问了一句:
“Is your girlfriend OK with that?”
华诤点点头:
“Yeah. I can make that happen.”
“OK. Secondly, there is a story which would make your girlfriend want to have sex with you voluntarily. However, You gotta state it right.”
有这么神奇的事?
“What story?”
华诤正以空前绝后高涨热忱的态度在学习,大人们就回来了。华珮进门时,远远听到他们两姐弟的话,便喝道:
“思思,你忘记我们之间承诺了?在家不准说中文!”
岑兰笑道:
“是不许说英文吧?”
华珮笑道:
“唉,都被她气糊涂了。是,不准说英文!在家不准说英文!”
岳思思站起来,华诤抓住她的短袖阻止她离开:
“什么故事?”
岳思思为难道:
“对不起,你姑姑不准我说英文。我不知道用中文怎么说,我中文不好,我不会翻译。” ↑返回顶部↑